journal update.

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the guy at wendy's who dreamed up the Baconator is out to kill me.

you can't live very long when yer eating ten of those a week.

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Five Years.

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New track, "I'll Fuck Yo' Ass Up!"

go blaze that shit like yer favorite killer green



the eagle needs both wings to fly, the right and the left.



do not rest upon despair, do not plan on always being happy, for all emotions are fleeting.

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new ones, "The Burning" and "We Will Conjur Them From Their Shallow Graves"...go check that shit out...



adding one more reason to why i'm the nicest guy you know, consider this your tourist guidebook in case you ever visit Chillicothe, Ohio:

Name Location Price

Annie Bridge Street $75

Samantha* Bridge/Main Street $50

Nicky 1st Street $75

Richie** 1st Street $20

Rebecca*** Western Avenue Varies

Tabby, Ann Holiday Inn on $200
Stacy, Bob, 2nd Street
Jason, and
Diane

*- used to charge $100 dollars for sex but contracted syphillis and now only offers blowjobs

**-hand or blow jobs only, need to see the Holiday Inn crew if u want full on gay sex

***- only girl willing to do anything ur sick little mind can come up with, carries a full on Dom kit, vanilla sex experience runs $80.

and their you go, your ticket to the sights and sounds of Chillicothe

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no, really...

what the hell is a brimful of asha?

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Mizxoncevd's Live albumn "Miming Lika Mo Fo on the Corner of Vine Street" will be available shortly, keep an eye out for such rousing tracks as

"stuck in a box"

"walking against the wind"

and the Ross County Sherriff's Office's remix of

"getting arrested for solicitation on public property"
(featuring officer dan tacket)



diggity diggity damn!!

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newish one up, sort of...

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